Fuck her gently – Tenacious D

Hard f**king (skit)

We should talk about the hard f**king now,
the hard f**king?
Because I think it’s
pretty common complaint
Yeah the ladies don’t really
like the hard f**king

You feel like your giving them
some extra juice
Their not in to that,
you think your like taken it to the limit
Maybe they are though there, into that

You know what the test is?
You just say get on top honey,
you do what you like
And then sometimes
she’ll be f**king you really hard

It’s like, wait, well you like that? You like that?
Slow down I’m going to spurt! Ahh uhh, sorry
You shouldn’t have f**ked me so hard

F**k her gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don’t always have to f**k her hard
In fact sometimes that’s not right to do
Sometimes you’ve got to make some love
And f**king give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you’ve got to say please
Sometime you’ve got to say hey
I’m gonna F**k you softly
I’m gonna screw you gently
I’m gonna hump you sweetly
I’m gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That’s f**king teamwork
What’s your fave posish?
That’s cool with me
It’s not my favorite
But I’ll do it for you
What’s your favorite dish?
I’m not gonna cook it
But I’ll order it from Zanzibar
And then I’m gonna love you completely
And then I’ll f**king f**k you discreetly
And then I’ll f**king bone you completely
But then I’m gonna f**k you hard
Hard